1. I’d really like a whole lotta sleep & cash right now.

2. Good [in lieu of using God’s name in vain while gritting teeth]… is the word you’d most often hear me say if I stubbed my toe.

3. Possession is usually confused with idolatry depending on duration of ownership.

4. My uncle went to school and played hooky with Captain Jack Sparrow.

5. Marshmallows and fire go together like ketchup on French fries.

6. I wonder happened to the Energizer bunny that went on and on.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to cold lampin’ out at the crib, tomorrow my plans include visiting my local library or geocaching in the cold and Sunday, I want to watch the Steelers smash the Cardinals!